HauntYourPorch

60cm, which is 23.6 inches from leg tip to leg tip. Two full feet across. It covers a real stretch of floor and it reads clearly from the other side of a room, which is the whole point. Most props this price are half the size and photographed to look bigger. The legs are bendable wire so you can pose the stance however you want, and it folds flat when Halloween's over.

All three, at the same time. The eyes light up red, all eight legs walk in a proper spider gait, and the built in speaker shrieks. It fires on motion and sound, so it goes off by itself the second someone walks past. You don't trigger it. It triggers them.

Adults are the best part. Kids expect Halloween decorations to be scary, so they're braced for it. Adults walk into their own house on autopilot and look at eye level, which is why a two foot spider on the floor gets a reaction they can't control. Put it in a hallway and film the first person home.

None. Take it out of the box, bend the legs into a stance, put it where someone walks. It's live from that moment. No app, no wiring, no assembly.

Yes. Shipping is free and fast, and orders land within one to two weeks at the latest. Order any time before mid October and you'll have it on your porch with room to spare. Leave it until the last week and you're gambling on the busiest shipping period of the year, so get it in early.